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andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

livelaughloveatrandom:

g3mgypsy:

neworleans-unknown:

alittlealoof:

gnarboy:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

i just escaped this thank god.

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I just escaped this too thank goodness

Thank god

If this ain’t the truth!

claudia-cher:

Art by Alphonse Mucha

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saygoodbyetothese:

markruffalo:

Poor Banner

Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED